After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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