I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You're like the curious george of whores
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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