I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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