i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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