We're like a lot better than the average bears
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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