I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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