Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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