Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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