my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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