You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Michael Bay diarrhea
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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