3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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