So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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