Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just high enough for therapy.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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