That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
false alarm. still invincible.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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