she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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