Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
