we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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