You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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