It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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