She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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