Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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