I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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