Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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