Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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