He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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