He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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