That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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