and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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