I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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