The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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