How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
