remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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