Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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