Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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