i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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