oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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