Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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