Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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