Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.