I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard