Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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