this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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