there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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