At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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