she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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