we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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