the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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