Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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