Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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