i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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