You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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