Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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