it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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