talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
