That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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